If you are coming to Columbus to watch the filming of “Public Enemies” next week, here are some movie related excuses the Kris’s and I (I think all the good ones are from the Kris’s) put together to help you get out of work. (Some are better than others, use any at your own risk)
- Suffering from Depp-pression
- Even worse, Mann-ic Depp-pression
- I can’t leave my house – the paparazzi are swarming all over the place
- I think I have Depp-theria
- Need to take a Mann-datory sick day
- Sorry Boss, but it is a Christian holiday (or Day of Christian Observance)
- In jail – need someone to post Bale
- After Bale is posted I have to go to court and give a Depp-osition
- I’m getting Marion in the morning – sung to the tune of “Get Me To the Church On Time”
- I need to return Crocket and Tubbs Italian sport coats, and finally
- Arg! I’ve got Scurvy!
Be sure to check out these sites for daily updates on the movie:
Public Enemies – Columbus
Hollywood, WI
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