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  • Why Buying a Nintendo Wii Is Worth It

    Posted on December 12th, 2007 troy 1 comment

    I want a useless gizmo mass-produced by machines that stole jobs from nonunionized workers who stole jobs from the natives.

    In short, I want a Nintendo Wii.

    . . .

    Do you hear that, hippies? I want to strap electronics to my body and trance out to violent imagery while I wave my arms around, killing imaginary things. That’s what I want to do for the holidays.

    What an entertaining article. Read the full article on AlertNet.


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    • We had our first Wii experience this past Thanksgiving thanks to Jordan’s brother. I was hooked after one game of bowling and Jordan after a game of tennis (I still don’t understand the scoring, but who cares). If we weren’t so busy with remodeling, we’d probably have one by now.

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