I want a useless gizmo mass-produced by machines that stole jobs from nonunionized workers who stole jobs from the natives.
In short, I want a Nintendo Wii.
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Do you hear that, hippies? I want to strap electronics to my body and trance out to violent imagery while I wave my arms around, killing imaginary things. That’s what I want to do for the holidays.
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